So I went to get my hair cut today….
And god damn it I made the mistake of going into a salon.
The “artist” were gay, no offense to my gay, lesbian, or trans followers I’ve seen better gay barbers than the fools I had to deal with today (gays honestly cut hair better, 100%), but this guy today, man oh man… He would not stop complaining about my hair and pomade! Called me hair a rats best and far too thick for him to cut. I rinsed all the pomade out and even combed it out for him and this hooligan was complaining hardcore about the pomade “still left” in my hair. I was going to ruin his clippers, which sounded like a magic bullet blending a fucking brick of lead. He even told me I’d have to pay for his clippers if they broke.

And the best part, he didn’t want to do my under cut due to it being abnormal and wrong.

Says the guy with a fucking blue and pink spike for hair.

Eh, what are your thoughts in barbers and pomade?
Let me know?!